My name is Christiaan. I am a full time nursing student and an ELCA worship leader. I love big dogs, small dogs, tattoos, fitness, outdoorsy shit, hair and facial hair related thangies, dapper shit, music, and my beautiful girlfriend.
Today was my biggest fan’s 3rd birthday. Sammy is the grandson of two members of our church media team and he spends a lot of time at church watching me play… To the point that he has picked up on my mannerisms and mimics them when he plays his uke and sings. For his birthday Sarah handmade a guitar strap for his uke that matches my acoustic strap so we can really match now. #handmade #diy #guitarstrap #pbr #pbj #illinois
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”
I like to imagine that in the sitcom that is Jay and B’s life, Kanye is basically Roger from Sister, Sister.
I could not believe my eyes. I have no problem with this dude not caring if his brains were to splatter the pavement but to make that decision for a child as well is disgusting to me. This kid has endless possibilities in front of him; middle school nonsense, teenage shenanigans, figuring out that college is far better than high school ever was, bad relationships, great relationships, graduation, shitty jobs, the joy of finally finding that job that fulfills his entire being, finding a partner, having kids, grand kids and great grand kids… and a simple helmet could make the difference between actually living that life or becoming another motorcycle-death statistic. Think. #useyourhead #wearahelmet